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Never invite this woman round for dinner....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cosmic_LUFC, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How could you shag that? How do you find the slot? Doggy style perhaps?

    The only realistic way I can think of is if she goes on top and frankly, that's not an option I would even consider <yikes>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 14, 2011
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bellybutton <ok>

    Although her husband managed to get her pregnant <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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    Toby, Jul 14, 2011
  3. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    How is it physically possible to impregnate her? Even if you had a donkey dick or a syringe for inseminating a cow you would need precision accuracy to guide it through the rolls of fat, half eaten chicken carcasses and philadelphia-looking smegma and then you'd need get it up her. All this while you're paralytic drunk - it's the only way it could happen.

    You could be baw deep and you're wee man could still be many feet away from the in-play zone.
     
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    MrT, Jul 14, 2011
  4. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <laugh> think this is my favourite bit
     
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    lone ranger, Jul 14, 2011
  5. OLOF

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    Thats what Karen Carpenter said
     
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  6. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    **** it. Go for the belly button.
     
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    MrT, Jul 14, 2011

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    She's got all manner of crevices you could use, and I'm sure she perspires enough to use her sweat as lube.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 14, 2011
  8. lone ranger

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    all joking aside really fat people give me the boak
     
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    lone ranger, Jul 14, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear. Jip's not going to be happy with you.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 14, 2011
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No way to speak about Toby's on-line pen friend.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 14, 2011
  12. Toby

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    The no-movement bit is great <laugh>
     
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    Toby, Jul 14, 2011
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Or me. Stop dissing my bird :steam:
     
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  14. Toby

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    I bet you'd go there gramps, desperate old **** <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 14, 2011
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, I have a woman. You stick to Kleenex, it's so you.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 14, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

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    dont even know how her womb coped with having a baby inside. surely the fat would have crushed the baby??
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jul 14, 2011
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Thai bride? Got more than you bargained for I bet?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 14, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Why not? I'm just big built :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 14, 2011
  19. RAVENBLACK

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    No. English actually.
     
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