It'd like this. I don't care as long as you tell me he never posted racist posts or posts about Hillsborough or heysel etc.
The fake Zlatan, there's only one Zlatan and that's Den Zlatan. The Zlatan lies like a dog with no legs.
Today is Friday. Landlord is Luvgonzo. Barman is RHC. Chef: Gerrez. Wonder what would happen in the pub today. No food, no drink, because they are arguing all day.
We had a wum called The Zlatan from the Gooners board I created Den Zlatan and hounded him until he begged me to leave him alone. It was amusing at the time.