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Saint Virgil. [Done deal]

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Saint Babarussi, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a nun on crack? An habitual drug user
     
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  2. saintlyhero

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    What do you call a homosexual mode of transport?
    Van Dijk
     
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  3. Wherefore art thou Romeu?

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    Team philosophy for next season? crosses on mass!
     
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  4. Wherefore art thou Romeu?

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    So, if I'm reading this thread correctly - the missing midfield target is either Inamoto or Aaron Le-Nun?
     
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  5. lewebster

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    I'm a tad late with this but .......do you think he will get a bumper signing on fee?
     
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    When he signs it will be all good in the hood
     
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  7. Osvaldorama

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    Could we be signing Sven Fender?
     
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  8. MarchwoodSaint

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    Do new signings give you the horn!
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    You lot need the boot.
     
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  10. Dell Boy

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    I think we've just about exausted this subject?
     
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  11. latviandream

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    Hate to be a spoiler, or a distributor of bad news, but wheel need to stop this before the mods think we're all off our rocker.
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    Does anyone have any idea what Celtic would be looking for, money-wise? Was it rumoured circa £10m last summer? How long does he have on his contract?
     
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  13. saintlyhero

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    I've re-read this several times and can't find the pun. Incredibly subtle work
    2 years left on his contract and he has just turned 24. I think Beefy mentioned £8m a few pages back before the puns ignited
     
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  15. fatletiss

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    Thanks. I was trying to bring it back on topic :)
     
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  16. SAINTDON13

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    More midnight Vigils waiting for news I guess. Thunderbird 2 where are you?
     
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  17. Wherefore art thou Romeu?

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    I think it's about time we parked this punning, or at least give it a break, people are beginning to tyre of it. I fully expect the van dijk transfer to move up a gear today - at least that's what's been indicated. So no more terrible puns, it makes it look as if something is happening and creates traffic.
     
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  19. Saintjoey

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    I think we all love a bit of wit in here but, honestly, this is getting so painfully tiresome. It's not a pun if you just mispel a word to make it fit in with a motor-related lexicon.

    Van Dijk looks to be good on the ball and, as has been pointed out, provides a genuine goal threat in the opposition box. Think how crucial Jos' goals were in the Championship. If we can squeeze half a dozen goals out of our defenders (how many did Chelsea get?!) it could make the difference of 7+ points over the course of a season.
     
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  20. AberdeenSaint

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    You mean tyresome, right ? Very subtle.
     
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