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OFFICIAL: Jordy Clasie signs five-year deal with Southampton

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    Last line Jordie Clasie, Southampton's mini me.

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  2. saintsfcfan

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    Now if this could actually get going...
     
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  3. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    "Oh Jordy, Jordy, Jordy, Saint Jordy,
    You sure look classy to me,
    And the way you excite us, maybe
    We'll reach the Champion's League"

    To the tune of Elvis' Lawdy Miss Clawdy
     
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  4. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Seems like a waste of time him coming over to England just for one day! Surely we could have done the deal over in Holland? :)
     
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  6. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    He's short, he's Dutch
    He didn't cost that much
    Jordy Clasie, Jordy Clasie
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    He's really tinky, isn't he?
     
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  8. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    He's like a short Harrison Reed.
     
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  9. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Sammy Lee and Ross Wilson must be loving it. :)
     
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  10. Saintmagic

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    Gotta love football fans

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    That's the trouble with social media it's so easy to look like an arse <laugh>
     
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  12. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    "Lovrenology" - awkward...

    He sounds rather like one of the Facebook page posters, if you get my drift.
     
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  14. Tintin

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    He's the type of bell end that would turn around now and say Clasie is better than Schneiderlin. I may be wrong of course, but it's generally the case with that type of person.
     
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  15. fatletiss

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    That's the face of a young man who is really happy to be here. I love that.
     
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  16. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    Now you tell me Fran, explains why some of my songs didn't get off the ground.

    Ali Dia is taking us higher, Ali, Ali Dia

    Neil MCCann, Neil MCCann he ran and ran and ran.

    He's better than Hoddle, there's one Van Gobbel, la la la la la
     
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  17. Saints FC 76

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    To Tom Jones - Delilah, Jordy Jordy Clasie, Jordy Jordy Clasie... someone else can fill in the other bits!
     
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  18. Saint Muppet

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    Can someone explain the black bibs to me?
     
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  19. Schad

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    They contain sensors that are used to assemble biometric data on player movement, fitness, etc. They also have the added benefit of keeping their bosoms safe from the ravages of gravity.
     
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  20. Saint Muppet

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    Got it. And me missus' birthday sorted too.
     
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