"Oh Jordy, Jordy, Jordy, Saint Jordy, You sure look classy to me, And the way you excite us, maybe We'll reach the Champion's League" To the tune of Elvis' Lawdy Miss Clawdy
Seems like a waste of time him coming over to England just for one day! Surely we could have done the deal over in Holland?
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"Lovrenology" - awkward... He sounds rather like one of the Facebook page posters, if you get my drift.
He's the type of bell end that would turn around now and say Clasie is better than Schneiderlin. I may be wrong of course, but it's generally the case with that type of person.
Now you tell me Fran, explains why some of my songs didn't get off the ground. Ali Dia is taking us higher, Ali, Ali Dia Neil MCCann, Neil MCCann he ran and ran and ran. He's better than Hoddle, there's one Van Gobbel, la la la la la
To Tom Jones - Delilah, Jordy Jordy Clasie, Jordy Jordy Clasie... someone else can fill in the other bits!
They contain sensors that are used to assemble biometric data on player movement, fitness, etc. They also have the added benefit of keeping their bosoms safe from the ravages of gravity.