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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jul 16, 2015.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Any wan been tae Singapore? Whit's good about it?

    Going on Sunday until Thursday for a couple of meetings and some inspection of material at the port <party>

    So far, I've been told: ye cannae chew gum, ye can chuck your peanut shells on the floor of the pub as a tradition, there's a few good Scotch (soz Devinder) bars.

    Yet to be informed about the abundance of hookers and marching powder.

    Kind regards,

    Susan x
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Stopped for a couple of nights on way to Oz,my first time in Asia so was a bit apprehensive.I didn't get involved in any of that malarkey you mentioned,see above but saw a golf course and the grand prix circuit.No littering,spitting,pissing on street and you'll be grand.Hope this helps.

    Best regards

    Mick
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is Australia nice m8?
     
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  4. Patience

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    It would be if it wasn't full of Australians.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I was there in the 50s wea Jock Wallace. We sang the sash at Singapore cross. Every since then the place is pure Proddy so I widne wear yer Celic tap Jiffy.
     
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    <steam> FFS, nothing else shows off my man boobs and belly than my Tim Tap wi' magners stretched right across my gunt.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's a big load of nothing surrounded by cities full of ****s.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye can always don yer Hull city wan. The slopes have an affinity wea ****s fae Hull. Sommit to do with the love of dogs i think.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Sounds like Scotland.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Singapore is alright, 5 days is probably the maximum you would want to stay there for. Clarke Quay is the main place for pubs or at least one of the main places. You need to get yourself to the Raffles Hotel for a Singapore Sling in the Long Bar, there is a stuffed tiger on the wall so there is and the floor is full of peanut shells, or monkey nut shells even. I think the hookers are in an area called Gaylang or something(I know, it is an unfortunate name). There is also a cable car to some wee island, but what you should do if you get a chance is visit the old Changi prison where all the P.O.W were held during the war, ****ing powerful stuff. Those dirty Jap bastards. I have been a few times to Singapore, but that is just because I am better travelled than you pleb ****s.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The best bit is when ye hear the pilot saying all drug traffickers will be executed when yer just comin intae land n you've gote ching aw oot yer nose and an ecto jaw <ok>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    True dat except for their terrible dress sense.
     
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    fixed
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Lovely spot and if you ever get a chance give it a go.

    Yeah very true about smugglers and another tip don't gorge on "Banged Up Abroad" before you go coupled with what Trev said you"ll end up a paranoid.
     
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    *wreck

    ****ing phone
     
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    Probably just ride a ladyboy bareback I reckon.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    :bandit:
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Oi oi!

    'ave it!
     
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    ^^^
    **** thinks he's David Niven.
     
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