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Meyler banned from driving

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by londontiger, Jul 15, 2015.

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  1. londontiger

    londontiger Well-Known Member

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    How's he going to get to training/games, anyone give him a lift?
     
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    londontiger, Jul 15, 2015
  2. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Too many penalty points?
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Jul 15, 2015
  3. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    The HDM article doesn't reflect well on him. Daft sod.
     
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    PLT, Jul 15, 2015
  4. ClaphamTiger

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    Im tyred of these driving puns...
     
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    ClaphamTiger, Jul 15, 2015
  5. Stan The Man

    Stan The Man Well-Known Member

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    You don't have to train to pass the ball a yard backwards
     
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    Stan The Man, Jul 15, 2015
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  6. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Too many Meylers an hour? <whistle>
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Jul 15, 2015
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  7. 寸頭黑暗的

    寸頭黑暗的 Member

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    Meyler is a cocky git hidden under a cheeky chappy guise. If he had knackered knees you could compare him to bullard.
     
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    寸頭黑暗的, Jul 15, 2015
  8. HGS66

    HGS66 Well-Known Member

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    ... the midfield forward?
     
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    HGS66, Jul 15, 2015
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  9. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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    pathetic excuse that it would cause problems for his charity work - on your money, hire a driver and take the punishment properly like everyone else
     
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    Charon, Jul 15, 2015
  10. originallambrettaman

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    Standard practise to come out with stuff like this to limit the length of the ban, when I was last in court facing a ban, my solicitor made me sound like Mother Teresa. <laugh>
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 15, 2015

  11. renegadetiger

    renegadetiger Well-Known Member

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    Did you wear a tea towel for added gravitas?
     
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    renegadetiger, Jul 15, 2015
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  12. 寸頭黑暗的

    寸頭黑暗的 Member

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    Dangerous driving is not a joke. It kills.
     
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    寸頭黑暗的, Jul 15, 2015
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  13. HGS66

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    What part of you did he grab to get the authentic sound of her?
     
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    HGS66, Jul 15, 2015
  14. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    I wasn't in court for dangerous driving dipshit.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 15, 2015
  15. 寸頭黑暗的

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    Good. Was it for fraud?
     
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    寸頭黑暗的, Jul 15, 2015
  16. Plum

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    I was facing a ban some years ago, met my solicitor outside the court and this really is how the conversation went:

    Him: What road were you on?
    Me: M18
    Him: And it was an unmarked police car?
    Me: yes
    Him:Can you remember what sort?
    Me: Err, Volvo I think
    Him: Colour?
    Me: Could have been blue, is this important?
    Him: Yes, I drive home that way so I'l be watching out for him.

    He did get me off though.
     
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    Plum, Jul 15, 2015
  17. 寸頭黑暗的

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    ****ing disgraceful, you should have gone down for 25 years.
     
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    寸頭黑暗的, Jul 15, 2015
  18. TigerRoo

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    If you are not banned by the end of the week (or the day) I'll fart Waltzing Matilda.
     
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    TigerRoo, Jul 15, 2015
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  19. Plum

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    Halfwit.
     
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    Plum, Jul 15, 2015
  20. originallambrettaman

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    Yes, you often risk getting a driving ban for fraud.

    You don't get a driving ban for starting **** threads either, for which you should be grateful.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 15, 2015
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