If you dont eat bacon theres not much point to life to be honest. I see sausages have been mentioned. Pigs in blankets. OMG heaven.
Tell you what mate, we'll keep our delicious big fry ups thanks and die at 85; you inject wheatgrass and green tea into your cock and die at 87.
Any of you lads tried that there vegetarian bacon? I'm hearing good things on the taste front. I'm hearing good things on the health front. And apparently pigs are promoting it as beneficial to their lifestyles too. Win, win and win?
Haha love it, you know your talking to Hull folk when you a ****ing weirdo for caring about your health!!
You have my sympathy. I did a few years in Kuwait a while ago. On returning from trips away we'd try and smuggle packets of bacon in our hold luggage (along with gin, scotch, etc). Got away with it 5 or 6 times out of 10.