Not banged up in a police cell overnight or a Military glass house. Proper time served in the big house. Doing porridge in chokey etc.
Shut it you pathetic lonely dried up ****, not even the pets you force to share your space with you even like you . You will die alone and your Labrador will rejoice before starving to death.
Outside of now being permanently prolapsed, I didn't find the experience too bad. I do miss big Bubba though
I've done a weekender in a Spanish jail (just outside of lloret de mar) for running over a line of perfectly parked cars.
Yep, me too in ma yoof. I once got pinched for singing. Wisny even a sectarian song or anything like that. It was a pop song of the time whose name escapes me now. Anyhoo, I'd just come off a Saturday back shift and went to meet ma mates in the boozer. They were pished. I'd had two pints. We left the pub and were walking to a local night club and they started singing said pop song. I joined in. Next minute a wee mini metro screeched to a halt next to us with a man an wummin in it. The wummin told me to "shut the **** up". Obviously I told her to go **** herself. They then identified themselves as CID and pinched me for drunk and disorderly and public nuisance despite the fact there were no residential houses anywhere near. Boy, were they CID officers embarrassed when they got me back to the cop shop to find I was sober. The sergeant at the desk ripped them a new one The bastards still put me in a cell until the night club had closed and then let me oot at 4am. Meanwhile, my two mates who were pished had a good night in the club and one of the lucky ****s got their hole that night as well. True story.
I've a mate who is a spark. High voltage stuff, not just normal leccy. He did some work in Barlinnie and said he was ****ing himself the whole time in there
I also got done for "breaking and entering" when all I did was get pished on my 17th birthday and kick the crap out of a garden shed. Night in the cells. Court. £300 quid fine and "breaking and entering" on ma record. Never stole nuthin but the **** who owned the shed got a nice shiny new socket set out of it Gambol Corleone lives!
All of your stories fall into the "not banged up in a cell overnight". Part . Don't waste Nathan's time .
