You're saying that because you respect my mastery of the classic wum. God knows you tried to copy me so many times (and failed just as often). But, all of that aside, I have now hung up my wum-guns, so you are safe. From now on, I'm playing it straight.
Updated... Arsenal: Petr Cech (Chelsea) Aston Villa: Micah Richards (Manchester City), Scott Sinclair (Manchester City), Mark Bunn (Norwich), Idrissa Gueye (Lille) Bournemouth: Artur Boruc (Southampton), Adam Federici (Reading), Christian Atsu (Chelsea - Loan), Joshua King (Blackburn), Sylvain Distin (Everton), Tyrone Mings (Bournemouth) Chelsea: Radamel Falcao (Monaco - Loan) Crystal Palace: Yohan Cabaye (Paris Saint Germain) Everton: Tom Cleverley (Man U), Gerard Deulofeu (Barcelona), David Henen (Anderlecht) Leicester: Christian Fuchs (Schalke), Robert Huth (Stoke City), Shinji Okazaki (Mainz) Liverpool: James Milner (Man City), Danny Ings (Burnley), Divick Origi (Lille), Adam Bogdan (Bolton), Joe Gomez (Charlton), Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Bobby Adekanye (Ajax/Barcelona), Brooks Lennon (Real Salt Lake) Man City: Enes Unal (Bursaspor) Man United: Memphis Depay (PSV) Newcastle: Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV) Norwich: Graham Dorrans (West Brom), Youssouf Mulumbu (West Brom) Sunderland: Sebastian Coates (Liverpool), Adam Matthews (Celtic) Southampton: Juanmi (Malaga), Cedric Soares (Sporting Libson), Martin Stekenlenburg (Fulham - Loan), Cuco Martina (FC Twente) Stoke City: Jakub Haugaard (FC Midtjylland), Philipp Wollscheid (Bayer Leverkusen - Loan), Joselu (Hannover), Marco van Ginkel (Chelsea - Loan), Shay Given (Aston Villa) Swansea City: Franck Tabanou (St. Etienne), Andre Ayew (Marseille), Kristoffer Nordfeldt (Heerenveen), Eder (Sporting Braga) Tottenham: Kevin Wimmer (Cologne), Kieran Trippier (Burnley), Toby Alderweireld (Athletico Madrid) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille), Angelo Ogbonna (Juventus)
No HIAG. Your many public blubby hissy fits on the back of failed wum threads should make it obvious to you that it's for the best that you give up wumming.
What if he fails the medical? That is still to be sorted yet, I will wait till it says "Bastian has signed on a X year contract" mate. Plus I would get the backlash if I put it in and then the transfer fell through, you can copy my list and input it yourself but if it falls through I'm not taking any blame.
Updated... Arsenal: Petr Cech (Chelsea) Aston Villa: Micah Richards (Manchester City), Scott Sinclair (Manchester City), Mark Bunn (Norwich), Idrissa Gueye (Lille) Bournemouth: Artur Boruc (Southampton), Adam Federici (Reading), Christian Atsu (Chelsea - Loan), Joshua King (Blackburn), Sylvain Distin (Everton), Tyrone Mings (Bournemouth) Chelsea: Radamel Falcao (Monaco - Loan) Crystal Palace: Yohan Cabaye (Paris Saint Germain) Everton: Tom Cleverley (Man U), Gerard Deulofeu (Barcelona), David Henen (Anderlecht) Leicester: Christian Fuchs (Schalke), Robert Huth (Stoke City), Shinji Okazaki (Mainz) Liverpool: James Milner (Man City), Danny Ings (Burnley), Divick Origi (Lille), Adam Bogdan (Bolton), Joe Gomez (Charlton), Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Bobby Adekanye (Ajax/Barcelona), Brooks Lennon (Real Salt Lake) Man City: Enes Unal (Bursaspor) Man United: Memphis Depay (PSV), Matteo Darmian (Torino) Newcastle: Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV) Norwich: Graham Dorrans (West Brom), Youssouf Mulumbu (West Brom) Sunderland: Sebastian Coates (Liverpool), Adam Matthews (Celtic) Southampton: Juanmi (Malaga), Cedric Soares (Sporting Libson), Martin Stekenlenburg (Fulham - Loan), Cuco Martina (FC Twente) Stoke City: Jakub Haugaard (FC Midtjylland), Philipp Wollscheid (Bayer Leverkusen - Loan), Joselu (Hannover), Marco van Ginkel (Chelsea - Loan), Shay Given (Aston Villa) Swansea City: Franck Tabanou (St. Etienne), Andre Ayew (Marseille), Kristoffer Nordfeldt (Heerenveen), Eder (Sporting Braga) Tottenham: Kevin Wimmer (Cologne), Kieran Trippier (Burnley), Toby Alderweireld (Athletico Madrid) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham), Valon Behrami (Hamburg) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille), Angelo Ogbonna (Juventus)
He is only 1 year 4 months older then Milner, maybe Milner should. 'World-class' Bastian Schweinsteiger can thrive in England with Manchester United, says Germany coach Joachim Low 'Basti is an absolute leader and world-class player who can put his stamp on any team, including of course Manchester United,' he said on DFB.de A World Cup winning coach might hold more sway then a rival supporters view bud. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3157355/World-class-Bastian-Schweinsteiger-thrive-England-Manchester-United-says-Germany-coach-Joachim-Low.html#ixzz3fgR8B5Fh Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook James Miner 04 Jan 1986 (age 29) Bastian Schweinsteiger 01 Aug 1984 (age 30)
Yeah, but the coach is bound to say that, Darlo, because he's a mate. Skylarker is taking the objective view of things.
Liverpools new transfer policy, buy as many low level players as it can and hope one is OK to sell to ££££ for £45m
Updated... Arsenal: Petr Cech (Chelsea) Aston Villa: Micah Richards (Manchester City), Scott Sinclair (Manchester City), Mark Bunn (Norwich), Idrissa Gueye (Lille) Bournemouth: Artur Boruc (Southampton), Adam Federici (Reading), Christian Atsu (Chelsea - Loan), Joshua King (Blackburn), Sylvain Distin (Everton), Tyrone Mings (Bournemouth) Chelsea: Radamel Falcao (Monaco - Loan) Crystal Palace: Yohan Cabaye (Paris Saint Germain) Everton: Tom Cleverley (Man U), Gerard Deulofeu (Barcelona), David Henen (Anderlecht) Leicester: Christian Fuchs (Schalke), Robert Huth (Stoke City), Shinji Okazaki (Mainz) Liverpool: James Milner (Man City), Danny Ings (Burnley), Divick Origi (Lille), Adam Bogdan (Bolton), Joe Gomez (Charlton), Roberto Firmino (Hoffenheim), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Bobby Adekanye (Ajax/Barcelona), Brooks Lennon (Real Salt Lake) Man City: Enes Unal (Bursaspor) Man United: Memphis Depay (PSV), Matteo Darmian (Torino) Newcastle: Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV) Norwich: Graham Dorrans (West Brom), Youssouf Mulumbu (West Brom) Sunderland: Sebastian Coates (Liverpool), Adam Matthews (Celtic) Southampton: Juanmi (Malaga), Cedric Soares (Sporting Libson), Martin Stekenlenburg (Fulham - Loan), Cuco Martina (FC Twente) Stoke City: Jakub Haugaard (FC Midtjylland), Philipp Wollscheid (Bayer Leverkusen - Loan), Joselu (Hannover), Marco van Ginkel (Chelsea - Loan), Shay Given (Aston Villa), Glen Johnson (Liverpool) Swansea City: Franck Tabanou (St. Etienne), Andre Ayew (Marseille), Kristoffer Nordfeldt (Heerenveen), Eder (Sporting Braga) Tottenham: Kevin Wimmer (Cologne), Kieran Trippier (Burnley), Toby Alderweireld (Athletico Madrid) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham), Valon Behrami (Hamburg) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille) Watford: Sebastian Prodl (Werder Bremen), Giedruis Arlauskis (Steau Bucharest), Matej Vydra (Udinese), Etienne Capoue (Tottenham) West Brom: James McClean (Wigan) West Ham: Pedro Obiang (Sampdoria), Darren Randolph (Birmingham), Dimitri Payet (Marseille), Angelo Ogbonna (Juventus)
You can add Bastian '****ING' Schweinsteiger now. Hes also confirmed it! Bastian Mother ****ing (pig ****ing?) SCHWEINSTEIGER!
