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I hate ross noble and jason manford

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dejazzero, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    They are both ****ing pish dicks. Not funny at all. Couldn't lace my comedy boots.

    And that ****er Russell Howard is a close third.
     
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  2. TN8

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    I like Jason Manford but dont really know much about Ross Noble except he looks like a witch.

    You think Jason Manford is for morons dont you?

    In fact, you think everyones a moron if they dont like Stewart Lee. Dont you?
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Manford - A ****tier Peter Kay

    Russel Howard: Hopefully next on Edmonds death list.

    Noble: Is funny when he talks to the audience, a lot of his material is utter ****e though.


    STEWART LEE IS GOD!!!
     
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    Howard and Noble are mince, Noble is obsessed with Monkeys!!!
    I quite like Manford tho, went to see Jimmy Carr just before crimbo 7.5/10
     
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  5. Dejazzero

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    "In fact, you think everyones a moron if they dont like Stewart Lee. Dont you?"

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    Brilliant, nearly burst out laughing at that. Please stay with us and be funny. Don't run off to 606 and bore everyone with your stupid footballing thoughts.

    Watched Stewart Lee 41st best stand up ever last week.

    Filmed at The Stand in Glasgow I noticed. Been in there a couple of times.

    Excellent stuff, very clever if a bit slow and almost painful at times.
     
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    I'm in oil and I'm not a sardine Jazz!
     
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    I actually caught a wee bit of that last night on a channel called Comedy Central, which i didnt even know existed!

    Loved the "values of the Carphone Warehouse" then his pitch to the BBC about doing the parody of observational comedy as an insect <laugh>

    Then the missus moaned that she didnt like iti and switched it off. She's a moron.
     
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  8. Dejazzero

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    Oh Stu, that Tom O'Connor.
     
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  9. Dejazzero

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    My missus doesn't like him either. ****ing dumb women ... if it's not Charlie Chaplin slipping on a banana skin, then they just don't ****ing get it.
     
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  10. jimmy carr stole a joke (more of a funny story) off frankie boyle once. i was disgusted. it was about heckling, boyle said his mate was doin a gig at the edinburgh festival in some wee dingy place and it was goin ****e and went all quiet and some **** said 'a remember there used to be a pool table in here'

    not cool jimmy
     
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    Women only like comedy that's about food, sex and celebrities. That's why they like Jo Brand and her equally fat daughter
     
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    He probably didn't steal it mate. Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy Carr
     
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  13. it was 10 times funnier when boyle said it. cos u could jst picture some scottish **** wae a pint in his hand lookin aboot frownin. wen carr said u pictured some knob from cambrige with a side partin sayin it
     
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    I don't like any comedians about at the moment.

    I prefer to copy & paste some of Jazz's Japes & get my mrs to read them out to me in her Scottish accent <ok>
     
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    You look really stupid.
     
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    In you pop
     
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    That's his wife
     
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    <laugh> bennyblancofromthebrox. What ever happened to him?
     
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    A good guy by all accounts
     
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