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We will sign FOUR players by next Tuesday

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just over three hours to go..
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    But 'next Tuesday' never comes. It will always be next Tuesday. So there is always hope.
     
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    Right again
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I feel lied to by Ban Ban. He promised. Burn him, burn him good.
     
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  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Exactly which Tuesday is next Tuesday.
    Is it at the next full moon?
    Is it the Tuesday directly after the month of Sunday's?
    Is it the Tuesday following a Blue Moon?
    Oh l remember, it's the Tuesday after Announcement Friday, silly me!
     
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    Alright GLITF, shaping up for another fabulouso season eh?
     
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    We Will Sign No Players By The Time We Fly To USA!
     
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    We will play two gay American Airlines Flight Attendants at centre back for at least 2 of the games on the tour. They will be called Rusty and Sandy. They will perform significantly better than Colo and Willo but will turn down long term contracts as they don't want to lose their free flight perks.
     
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    I don't understand why you're all expecting any good players coming in. The
     
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  10. MF SHAK

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    we signed four players you weeaboos, my sources were slightly off but we did sign four players


    my new sources say we will be bringing in a flair player from france and making a significant bid for austin


    all by next tuesday


    #twitterguy

    #mysticbanban

    #watchthisspace
     
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    the what
     
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    He weote the rest in psycic.
     
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  13. MF SHAK

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    i assume the end of the sentence was '...end is nigh'


    its very likely he is actually right, we are all going to hell in a pube woven handbasket.
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah.
     
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    I think mrT was abducted by Androminonians mid-sentence.
     
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    The end
     
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    I think by next Wednesday the following signings will be announced and everybody will chill.

    1. Georginio Wijnaldum
    2. Joel Matip
    3. Joel Veltman
    4. Marco Van Ginkel
    5. Alexander Mitrovic

    Fair enough its another bunch of foreigners who may take time, but once we add the likes of Will Hughes, Demerai Gray later in the window we'll have a couple of English young lads to develop.
     
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    I'm a Belieber
     
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    this will definitely happen in





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    club going nowhere fast that's for sure a bet all yous season ticket holders and brimming with excitement lol .. wish that fat **** would just pee off and take tit head with him ... as keegan said clubs fooked with him he will never change ..god toon need about 8 players never mind 2 or 3
     
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