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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the wall. It turns out that her elderly mother had fallen and was knocking the wall with her stick for help...I feel a bit guilty about the **** now<party>








    I know its an old one, but a good one!
     
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    Did you not make it up yourself mate?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. monacoger

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    Nope, not this one, but I do make up about 99% of the hilarious jokes on here though, but feeling a bit lazy today.
     
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    If only that was a video of you.
     
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    This thread now has 5 more posts than it deserves... <whistle>
     
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  7. monacoger

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    Make that 6
     
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    Too late for 8?
     
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    Jip, delete this thread please, Ponders has gone all gay.
     
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    What do you mean 'gone' all gay? :emoticon-0182-poolp
     
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    <laugh> aye, fair point
     
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    More likely you, because only a ginger would breed with a coon.
     
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  17. monacoger

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    How very, very dare you
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    Does that combination create a "Goon"?
     
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    Listen pal, I'm seriously edgy. You might be new but you'll learn.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What do you call an Ethiopian with a leather jacket on?
     
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