Why are the Nats so gullible? I can exclusively reveal today that their leader Nicola Sturgeon is actually an Englishman whose fantasies about Scots soccer legend Kenny Dalglish have led him to dress up as a woman and fool the Scottish nation, The supposed NIcola at school: please log in to view this image The reality: please log in to view this image I don't know about you, but I don't want Scotland to be led by a man who pretends to be a Scouser who pretends to be a woman who comes from Ayrshire. The Tories are in again hardly progressive is it?
Lets be honest and admit that it's only the super-rich, reactionary scum and the terminally poor who care about the budget. Everyone else just lets it pass by without any real worry. I know I don't give two ****s what Georgie boy has to say.
Oh look it's the pretend intellectual that is actually as thick as ****. But hey he earns loads of money but still can't get a shag.
It was a poorly constructed attempt at a joke about the rising price of burn cream following the budget. But as any self-respecting burn victim will tell you; burn cream does **** all.
I just wear a Phantom of the Opera mask everywhere I go. Not because of the burn scars, just because ahm weird like that.
Yep this thread is teaming with whiney English/Dan Scottish saying how stupid the rest of the country voted Pudding telling the poor to stop eating McDonalds I guess those poor Nigels living dan Saf will have to emigrate to afluant Scotland You bitter dumb ****s
