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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    A distraction, now's the perfect time to slip it in her garbage disposal then <ok>
     
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  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Indeed, he can always just blame it on the other guy.
    @Red Hadron Collider : Is her husband someone who actually could kill someone?
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    There's a ****ing thread for all that crap <doh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> 'garbage disposal' <laugh>

    I like waste pipe as well <ok> Nah, I'm leaving well alone. He's a big **** and pretty unbalanced with it <yikes>
     
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  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    We've heard. <ok>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Should be a pushover in a fight then ba dum tish
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    By the sound of her you'd need a full wet suit to be safe stuffing it up the wrong 'un.

    She sounds like she's had more pricks than Phil Taylors practice board.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing knew it was you who posted that before I saw your name <laugh>
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I'd have on my yellow haz-mat suit and make sure to get the full on spray down afterwards
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
    My powers of balance aren't exactly world-renowned
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not really. She's not that loose, I don't think. She did tell me about this other bloke, but he sounded like a bit of a ****er to be honest.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Because I'm the voice of reason and don't want the carragher arms to turn into the cheese <doh>
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    So just foreplay no sex then..
     
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  14. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    That's ok then.
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    No mate, the fact that you know she loves it up the exhaust and her husband's currently in danager of a 3 stretch if catches up with her latest bit of extra, makes her positively puritan <laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    According to him, it's not happened before. <whistle>
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    The prison time...? <whistle>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    Can tell its the summer, look at the first page on our board, the green Off Topic prefix is certainly dominating <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Your point being? <doh>
     
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