Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I do a weeks detox about every 6-8 weeks, and live off veg / fruit smoothies, veg soup and gallons of water for a week.

As the toxins start washing through, you're pissing like a racehorse, but for a day or 2 it can make you feel a bit **** as you clear out your system. After that I generally feel great for the rest of the week.

 

****ing BS ***got

 

Fair enough. You actually feel the benefits then? Do you try and eat healthily the rest of the time or just go for it and then detox?

 

With your lifestyle you ought to try it mate.

 

Too complex. My life style isn't quite as bad as you may think

 

Yeah I generally lose about 5-7lbs in the week, which makes me feel better, and I feel refreshed after doing it. The rest of the time I generally try and eat healthily, but if I fancy something I'll have it, and I generally drink beyond what's recommended as well.

 

Mrs (nm) is at dentist #lift #childcare

 

Hope it's nothing too bad. My secretary went to the dentist last week. She ended up going to hospital and having an operation on her jaw; she'll be in til the middle of next week.

 

Pizza makes me feel better without the suffering

 

You're still sub 36 aren't you?

Just you wait mate........

 

34. Do pizzas get cheaper...?

Tbh I've already had to start watching what I eat, just not fully committed to it just yet lol

 

He probably eats 36" subs as well.

 

You have a secretary? Posh batard

 

Mr ****ing Big Shot.

Ever ****ed her up the ****ter over the desk?

 

No.

 

Why?

 

She's not Fiona.

 

.....and this from a recruitment consultant...

 

**** off.


















Mornin' luv.

 

Talking of Fi Fie Fo Fum, her hubby was in the Cheese last night and wasn't in the best of moods. He's found out she's been seeing someone else and knows who it is. Apparently he's "Going to ****ing kill him". I'm glad I never got the actual opportunity