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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jul 6, 2015.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Nonsense. I don't join the Bullseye Club till the end of next year. Maybe ER, you and I can go on a big, gay Saga holiday together. <yikes>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 6, 2015
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nup.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nup.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    You've found me out, Subo. The 'author' is a fake.

    I just wanted to be liked.

    Before I die... I must tell you that your previous post... was a comma splice; you should have used a... semi colon... or a dash to... separate the two... clauses...

    <rose>
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 6, 2015
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wrong.

    The semi-abruptness introduced by semi colon or dash would have disrupted the flow.

    An "author" would know that.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is Ponders Pope*?

    Good ol' Pope Sicola is known to have spent months winding ****s up.

    *Former member of SPN
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015

  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Wrong... as ... usual... G. Rules... are... rules... for published... authors...

    Only... Mark Twain... could flout... the... rules...

    ...<ok>
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 6, 2015
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ Disny even know how to use ellipses.

    Hi, Baz :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    See... reference... to... Mark Twain... <ok>
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 6, 2015
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Have you got emphysema?

    See reference to Gambol. It says **** off.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
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  11. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Can you do upside down question marks ¿
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes.

    Have you ever wheelbarrowed a burd (as in female of our species)?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've had enough of this, so here's the unequivocal truth about Ponders:

    I'm 44 years old.
    I'm unemployed.
    I have no wife and children.
    I'm an alcoholic.
    I suffer from depression.
    I live in a north London bedsit.
    I have no friends to speak of.
    I left school with no qualifications.
    I used to work as a welder but have since worked as a bus cleaner and fruit packer.
    I've been to France, but that's the extent of my travels.
    I rarely read let alone write anything.
    I am estranged from my family.
    I once did a stint in prison for multiple thefts.
    I don't know why I'm telling you this.
    I'll probably kill myself in the near future.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 6, 2015
  14. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Your an Everyman figure for the General Chat Forum:emoticon-0148-yes: (or Toby's uncle)
     
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    Moses, Jul 6, 2015
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ ER of the south

    If yer gonny kill yerself it really should be a GC first. Put the video up here before YouTube or AlJazeera <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  16. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Nope.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do you even know what it is?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  18. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
  19. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    My ladies that i have did sex on have not had strong arms.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Answer the ****in question <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
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