Fao: Nev, pm me when you see this

Don't worry, it's not a barrowman <EDGE> thing! <EmperorMingfaceremovalcompound>

 

Walk into the trap my lovelies

 

av sent you one barrowman

 

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Sorry guys was pished last night. Pm sounded funny when I was skooshed. Sorry Nev, looking back I'm a ****ing ****

 

Bollo ya fanny

 

I know ML, I know

You were right yesterday, I'm over taking Dougie in the **** count

 

Were you drinking alone last night?

I hate when ****s go out to the pub/dancing and update facebook from it

 

That's impossible.

Seriously.

 

Naw my mate was round till 12 ish but I wasn't ready to go to bed
This baby can;t come quick enough. I need a good reason to get off the Pat Lally

 

My birds told me that when she's pregnant it's only fair that I stop drinking for the whole pregnancy I hardly drink now anyway, but would start up again just to prove a point

 

Well I've got till the OF match on the 6th then I've got to be off it I'm told. She's right though. I need to be sober to drive us to the hospital!

 

Me and her used to barny like **** when she got pregnant first time round over me drinking, and going out at the weekend, and taking drugs.

2nd time round, I couldn't be arsed with the hassle, so just waited to she went to bed and got pished and slept on the couch

 

I slept on the couch last night

 

tell her to arrange a cesarian , so you can schedule your drinking appropriately

I was going to suggest this to ladyrogueleader but decided not to due to my general enjoyment of life.

 

yeah, thanks for the advice but I don;t think that would be a wise thing to tell her