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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jul 2, 2015.

  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    you're one shady ****, gerry :laugh: nae wunner you canny sleep at night
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Buying property in Florida is a great idea. No other US state gets hit more with hurricanes and tropical storms.

    I think I'll hold off until he starts leeching in tornado alley though. Stick me down for a stucco in Kansas Monica. <laugh>
     
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  3. Nathan Barley

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    Monica was doing a line in straw and wooden houses and selling them to pigs.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah Orlando gets hit by hurricanes every year
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Do they have to hit every year?
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I have just read the OP (like ****) and reached the following conclusion;

    The writer can expect to have his door kicked down by Interpol, before being extradited to the USA where he will be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay (Fraud Wing).
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    If Smug disne get him first
     
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  8. Nathan Barley

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    Basically I hand over £35k and I get £500 a month until you are far enough away to just knock me ?.
    Slightly better than a pyramid scam but it's a **** off from me mate.
     
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  9. Nathan Barley

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    You can snap up bargain property in Detroit .<laugh>
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    To be fair Detroit would be the best place to buy
     
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  11. Nathan Barley

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    Why are you selling us property in Florida then ?.
     
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  12. Nathan Barley

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    I went to Clearwater beach near Tampa the home of Scientology and the first Hooters bar.
    Lovely place , any property in Clearwater ?.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is not a simple solution buying foreclosed properties, that have code violations, lien charges, HOA charges etc, hence I employ a real estate lawyer and pay him about 200k a year to sort all the **** out. Plus, he lives near Orlando!
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    No doubt it's a good investment, and you've certainly put together a good sell, but how much dough can one person really need/have?

    If I lose most of my wealth, I'll do some business with you. And that's a promise.

    Good luck with it all. <ok>
     
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  15. Nathan Barley

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    I have been sitting on £10k of Setanta sports shares for the last 15 years perhaps I'll cash them in and take a punt on your Kansas housing estate plan ?
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    This **** makes you want to hope his black baby isne his.

    Then goes on to be the world's greatest rock star.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    I do,usually a sign at a junction.
     
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  18. alwaysright

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    Are you saying there's MORE to come !
    I got to about line 6 and fell asleep. This is far too serious for GC.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Can I refuse to let coloureds or Hispanics rent my new gaff?
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I also have 8 red buckets for sale, although 2 of them don't have handles on them, anybody interested in buying them?
     
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