My pal Tom just told me that he paid a bird to give him a rim job and she started crying as she tongued his farter.
Genuinely, Mick. Although I bleach my asshole and have my crack and sack waxed, rimming isn't for me. More of a fister.
Rumoured to be a very cheap 45 AED. Current exchange rates make that to be around 8.03 GBP, however you'd need to factor in the flight and some form of accommodation. I am fairly sure she doesn't do the rimming in public.
Filipino, mate, but I can ask Tom if there are any looney tunes about in case you are that way inclined. Monaco married one as well. Says their lips alone make it feel like a toilet plunger on your ****hole.
I'm told Jane Austen wanted to use that as the opening line to 'Pride and Prejudice', but her publisher insisted that she changed it.
Maybe they'll use computer stuff to make it look as if he is singing about it, a bit like what they did with bob monkhouse to make that advert 6 months after he died. I'm not 100% sure it will happen, but certainly worth a punt. Just saying
I'm going to make a roll up and drink Stellar in the park. My jeans are a bit grubby and I'm going to eat a cheese buguette.