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Tina's Tears

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    My pal Tom just told me that he paid a bird to give him a rim job and she started crying as she tongued his farter.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

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    Hmmm,my pal Tom not that old chestnut
     
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    Genuinely, Mick.

    Although I bleach my asshole and have my crack and sack waxed, rimming isn't for me. More of a fister.
     
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  4. Nathan Barley

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    My mate erm Kev wondered how much he would pay for such a thing ?.
    Can you get me a quote ?
     
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  5. Patience

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    Rumoured to be a very cheap 45 AED. Current exchange rates make that to be around 8.03 GBP, however you'd need to factor in the flight and some form of accommodation. I am fairly sure she doesn't do the rimming in public.
     
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    Very reasonable , I take it the rimmer is black ?
     
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    Filipino, mate, but I can ask Tom if there are any looney tunes about in case you are that way inclined.

    Monaco married one as well. Says their lips alone make it feel like a toilet plunger on your ****hole.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm told Jane Austen wanted to use that as the opening line to 'Pride and Prejudice', but her publisher insisted that she changed it.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You are skating on thin ice, you fat taig bitch<grr>
     
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    If Val Doonican hadn't just died he could have written a song about the incident.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe they'll use computer stuff to make it look as if he is singing about it, a bit like what they did with bob monkhouse to make that advert 6 months after he died. I'm not 100% sure it will happen, but certainly worth a punt. Just saying
     
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    Paddy McGinty's scrote?
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sure she was crying and it wasn't just the stink making her eyes water?
     
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  14. Tina.

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    I love tonguing balloon knots. Don't know why she'd cry.

    ****ing pussy.
     
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  15. Nathan Barley

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    I'm going to make a roll up and drink Stellar in the park.
    My jeans are a bit grubby and I'm going to eat a cheese buguette. <ok>
     
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    <books train ticket to Scotland> :bandit:
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hi, ST :grin:
     
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    you ****ing wish I was ST you closeted woofter.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    In Brighton per chance?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Disturbing
     
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