We will sign FOUR players by next Tuesday

and one of them will be Stewart Downing.












is my confident prediction. Im thinking of becoming one of these in-the-know Twitter types.I dont actually have a twitter account so I will see how this **** plays out. Hopefully ill be twitter trolling ACS into oblivion by sometime-this time-next week sometime.


god i feel so evil

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If we sign 4 within that timeframe I'll streak naked 5 times around the Grey's monument with a courgette between my arse cheeks and picture of Shola stapled to my back.

 

prepare, to bare, sir.

 

Epic first Twitter attempt fail - 140 characters maximum!

 

And I'll have just the one of what your having thank you.

 

There is a special place in hell for the likes of you. The Devil's own blowjob station for a eternity of swallowing the Dark Lords' scaly, crimson, warty 32 inch shaft.

 

BanBan is copying Jakarta's predictionswith his 4 signings.

A mormal Tuesday night for you. Surely 4 signings would be deserving of something a bit different?

 

Do you use that chat up line on all the girls?

 

You will all see. I liked and unliked all the posts in here out of spite. Good day.


#GoodDay


jesus it must be easy to wind up people on twitter, hashtags alone are one of the most annoying things of the last few years

 

Only if we sell 5

 

buy low, sell high

 

As news come through that the Club has signed FOUR, yes FOUR academy players on their first Pro Contracts, it's clear that Ban Ban is either ITK or is some sort of Sage in his spare time.

The question to be asked now, is when will Albert run naked around Greys Monument FIVE times. Fair enough the naked bit, most will have seen worse somewhere on the planet, but FFS, why a Pic on Shola on his back.

 

It's always been Albert's dream to have Shola on his back, waiting to pounce on an opening in the box.

 

So we are selling our CB's and signing the rest of Anita's family?

 

You forgot the new tea lady.

 

That human jellyfish Lee Ryder is backtracking now and saying we won't see signings this week now..

 

I SEE ALL


pretty weird really, could have kicked off a successful twitter guy career.

I now predict we will bring in a creative forward player within a week, likely from France. Also we will make a substantial bid for Austin but will see the situation drag on as his agent is proving troublesome, apparently mclaren has another striker in mind anyway but is mindful of buying British

 

he knows nothing

 

Can you hurry up and sign balotelli please...

 

I can confirm that there has been no contact regarding Balotelli.

#Twitterguy

#Balotellyounowitwonthappen