I will pass that info on to my mum for Christmas, 'no Hull City calendar this year please Mum, just get me one of those ones with Tits in it'.
May be one day you'll get a girlfriend and she'll let you see her tits. Until then there are plenty of pics on the internet
Is Richard Garcia august? Well, he never struck me as inspiring reverence or having grandeur but each to his own.
I also have the calendar but Livermore's mug doesn't bother me half as much as that horrid Allam badge does.
Surely the mention of Patty made it obvious I wasn't being serious? Of course. Never will a year go by without some bloody good looking birds on my wall.
Your intentions are worthless. You've written offensive words at some point in history and I will proactively and selectively play the moral judge.