Is it the end of the world

Here in Cork theres been 3 Dolphins and a Seal swimming around in the South channel of the River Lee right in the city centre.So is it the end of the world or are they just after Mackrel or is one of them ****ed.

 

Seals often swim up rivers to feed so that's not a surprise. Dolphins - yeah strange but maybe they were fleeing from a predator.

Nothing that unusual in any of it and certainly no harbinger of doom.

 

<damn> i had my list of places to rob and people to rape ready an all

 

These are slut dolphins who heard about lone ranger's dolphin shagging thread from yesterday. They will seduce not606ers of easy virtue with their exotic tales of life on the ocean wave before taking them up a dark alley, bopping them on the head and relieving them of their wallets. If you're approached with offers of sex by a 'lady' with fishy breath and a mouth like Julia Roberts, check for a tell-tale blow-hole and/or fin before dropping your strides.

 

thanks for the advice squiggs

 

hmmm ...... it was the dolphins made me do it , judge. honest

i can see it standing up as a defence good man jip always knowledgeable on the minor legalities

 

Don't most things float in Cork?

 

no cork floats

 

This is all very true. Take heed.

 

You might finally get laid Joker