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Morgan Schneiderlin

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Jun 29, 2015.

  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Back once again for the renegade master, D4 damager, power to the people.
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm very unhappy about this signing as I wont be able to fit all the letters on the back of my brand spanking new fake turkish United shirt.

    It's times like this I wish I was 20 stone and into an XXL shirt.

    I hate him already.
     
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  4. Stan

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    Dippers are talking him down already. Apparently Carvalho, who is completely unproven in the PL, would be a better signing. I'd hate to be a Dipper. Such a sad, frustrated breed.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You do realise they base their opinion of ALL players on one U21 tournament?
     
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  6. Stan

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    The irony is that at the time of the Southampton exodus last summer there was one player that the club refused to sell...
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Cracking player and he would really strengthen Utd. I was hoping he'd come to Arsenal as we probably need a DM even more than you. Rumours of Vidal coming to Arsenal, but I've got a feeling they are bollocks.
     
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    its good to see our new manager talking sense. now how about some bleedin signings?
     
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    I haven't got time to make any signings, I'm fully focussed on perfecting my Geordie accent pet.
     
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  10. MF SHAK

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    just take the odd opportunity to also insult liverpool and well get along fine. at least until six months when mike ashley hasnt backed you and results are sketchy and then we will BE COMING FOR YOU BIG TIME. WITH BANNERS AND SMALL ****TY CARDS THAT PEOPLE HOLD UP DURING THE GAME


    ahem
     
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  11. Stan

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    Alreet.
     
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  12. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I should probably change the spelling of my username now that I'm a Geordie like. What do you suggest for it to be phonetically accurate?
     
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  13. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    We might as well skip all the preliminaries and just start calling you twat features right now


    but no seriously i think it could work out, decent credentials and the chance for some investment finally


    ok, for a moment there i think i very briefly thought you actually were steve mclaren. Im off to catch up on some much needed sleep.


    night, coach
     
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  14. Stan

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    I am the real Shteve.

    I can prove it.

    Ask me anything you want to about the fundamentals of being a good football manager. I can guarantee that I won't be able to give a coherent answer.
     
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    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    Brendan, is that you?
     
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    They are bollocks. The exact same rumours from the same people were being used for us last summer.

    You know its bullshitt when Chilevision get involved.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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  18. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Where did i say that Skyknacker, you bellend.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skyknacker <grr>

    As I said last summer. I know what you did last summer Matthew.
     
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    If Matt did say that, and he very probably did, you would almost certainly have said he was a cracking payer, exactly what Liverpool needed, a great bit of business and you'd be delighted if he signed.
     
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