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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jun 27, 2015.

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What do you reckon?

  1. World Class mode on Fifa 15 is ridiculous

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  2. JPF is a little bitch

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  3. I play on legendary AND JPF is a little bitch

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  4. I play drinking whisky, like a real man

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  5. Fifa's CPU is Sepp Blattertron

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  6. I just came here for the poll

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  7. I object to how many possible answers there are to this question

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  8. I'm just ACS's bitch for life so go figure

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Or is Fifa 15 ridiculous on "World Class" mode?!

    Professional is fair enough, if a little bipolar during a match, but as soon as you bump it up, the opposition starts pirouetting round your players as they stand gormlessly 2 seconds behind play, every single pass by the AI finds a man (but Gerrard hollywood style), and no matter where you want to pass it, there's a psychic defender sliding 15 miles across the park to cut out the pass you decided to make 0.01 seconds previously...

    Anyone else having this issue, or am I just ****e?
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    You've got to use Teammate Contain and Contain at the right times, timed to perfection, it's the only way to stop your team mates being seconds behind. But apply it to early, late or when it's not required leaves you wide open and they walk right through you. I've found worldclass isn't worth doing unless you're will to sit though long matches as with short games you're forced to try and tackle them which ends in disaster. You've got to be patient and contain and when you get the ball back make sure you don't give it away.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The question is, are you just playing the coding, because really you'd never watch a game of football like it!

    Naturally, playing as Newcastle, I just assumed I was being pulled apart and thrashed because I had inferior, feckless players... Then I switched the teams. I believe this phrase, as a ****ty Newcastle player chipped the ball over Dani Alves, ran onto it, did a 360 round Pique and then lobbed ter Stegen from the edge of the area, sums it up...

    "SINCE WHEN HAS ****ING GOUFFRAN EVER DONE THAT?!?!?!?!?!"
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    This.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Don't play on FIFA but I do know that JPF is a little bitch. Albert's bitch.
     
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  7. Travelsick07

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    Seems fine to me, usually win, even with ****ty NUFC. For some reason cisse is an absolute machine for me. Just keeps banging them in.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    There should be an option for 'please explain what world class mode on fifa 15 is' for the old uns. #notaclue

    oh, and Yes!
     
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    Need to get out more.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Everyone knows you're Alberts Bitch, so yes...<ok>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Get down there little bitch and polish my shoes.

    I know Kevin Costner likes to think he is controlling you but you are all mine you filthy little chino loving slaag.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    JudaeanPeoplesBitch
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    It's tricky when he is in that dungeon so much.
     
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  14. MF SHAK

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    Ive heard that pro evo is actually great again
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Is the correct answer.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Can someone also just tell me once and for all which is better, the PS4 or the Xbox One... Sick of reading articles that have the title "Which is better?" then conclude with "it's up to you"... I don't have either you stupid dildo face, that's why I googled which one's better, so bloody tell me!!!! <doh>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    The ZX Spectrum 1982 edition <ok>
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Now we're talking my language. Do you mean the original, or the one one with ram-pack to make it 48K? I preferred the 48K ram-pack, though it did have a habit of getting disconnected during Daly Thompson's Decathlaon.


    And no JPF! That is not what a ram-pack does!!
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    X box.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    I thought you preferred the :emoticon-0171-star: shaped box more than the X box
     
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