I love funerals, all the lasses dressed up, a few with black stockings and always at least one spare bit of skirt ........ the widow Don't mock, sex with the recently bereaved can be a very spiritual experience
My earth moving equipment is a bit rusty but it's all in working order and gets the job done once I've got it fired up
It should always 'take 2 to tango' so maybe you should ask Mrs. Smug to help with 'firing it up' instead of doing it yourself