Rooney balder than ever!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3692340/Waynes-mane-is-on-the-wane.html
Should have spent the money on a brain transplant!

 

Isn't it meant to fall out before it grows again?

So I'm told.

 

I read something similar, not so sure in Shreks case though!

 

He should just accept he is pig ugly and stop trying to fool people. It makes little difference being bald or not when you have a face like a train crash.

 

Who cares about Rooney ?

 

Don't think anybody cares about him apart from to laugh at him Tickler

 

Yeah apart from that he's our country's best player, who gives a **** about him?

 

I respect his football talent for sure. But as a person he is a low life. Going with a pros when you have a wife most men would die for.

 

Apparently his wife told him to get the transplant, could be in bother now that it hasn't sprouted!

 

Like many footballers then.

We could be like South Americans whose footballing idols are involved in all sorts of ridiculous gang/gun crime, we could be like the French and have a team full of petulent jessies or we could like USA and many other countries and have a ****e national team. Instead we have a decent national side who have sex occasionally.

 

I've got no time for Rooney, he held his club to ransom and slagged his own fans off on the pitch at the World Cup, the guys got **** for brains even if he is our best footballer.

 

Just like Devitt, if Rooney had no football ability, he'd be serving burgers at goodison park if he was lucky

 

It's not just him though, the way John Terry plays for England and the passion he has for the side should never be questioned but all people want to talk about is his private life because the red top papers tell them to, same with Gerrard. People would rather say Lampard is fat (which is obviously untrue) than talk about his ability.

Like I say, there are footballers around the world that get up to far worse things off the pitch than a bit of shagging, but they are still idolised because they are class at football. Our stupid celebrity culture in this country means that grown men would rather talk about what the glossy magazines think of footballers than what they actually do on the pitch. Pathetic.

 

Rooney is a quality passionate footballer. Good luck to him and the money he has. If I was in his shoes I'd rather go with prostitutes and not the hangers on these footballers have to put up with. I'm old now and I think I could be more sensible but it wouldn't be easy if you had it constantly through your teens and 20s.

 

Hey, they weren't prostitutes but escorts, or is this me trying to make my exploits appear posher?

 

I agree with what you say, the part I'm talking about is where he questioned the fans walking off the pitch, and also his threat to leave Man U, which was richly rewarded and completely unnecessary. Of course he is a great footballer, but also a great big bellend!