Joe Le Tax................I Mean Le Weekend

Almost here again and the sun is out here.

Plans?

Probably take my daughter to the International Market tomorrow. We both love it. Then visit the folks.

Sunday - dunno - might go swimming.

And then Monday it's Wimbers.

 

What price are you hoping to get for your daughter?

 

I'm going to draw all the curtains then listen to Johnny Cash and drink cheap gin all weekend. I might sob some as well.

 

I'm planning to go up Ben Nevis.





Mrs Nevis will be none to happy.

 

50 KM walk along the path of the Grand Union Canal tomorrow and then mate's birthday drinks on Sunday.

 

Can you turn water into wine too? Should save a few quid at your mate's birthday drinks.

 

I think i might need to edit that...

 

Naw but he's shagged a prostitute and gets slaughtered every Easter.

 

£4.25

 

Are you going to buy a copy of Nexus with it?

 

Yes. How did you know that?

Or if I only get £1.49 it will be 8 Ace

 

Buy the lager and read the nexus in the well stocked news agent

 

Good thinking Batman.

 

Thanks buddy

 

Overdosing with any luck.

Failing that wallowing in self pity.

 

Did Senga dump you?

 

Tonight......vodka

Tomorrow. ...beer and vodka int toon

Sunday......probably vodka.

 

Picking up my new car tomorrow.

Swimming on Sunday if I feel ok.

 

Naw, they got engaged...