THE NOT606 END OF SEASON AWARDS - VOTING TIME

we synthesized all four transformers movies with a copy of the sun newspaper and that image was the result, so we just went with that

 

Meltdown

 

ACS

You have missed

best female super-mod award out ....... again

 

To appear on the evolutionary scale, do you not have to at least evolved a little? I can't answer you until I know the answer to this important matter. Do we not have another scale for "others"? Or are they just classed as a sub-species?

 

Its true ACS, we have left out Minxy. I was going to include her under "sexiest, greatest supermod, who somehow manages to keep the peace" but Obi sent me a PM requesting she not be nominated, he said something along the lines of:

"Minxy should not be nominated under any circumstances for crimes against my genitals in her basement"

 

So, Chippy, the Award Ceremony, is it formal dress or what? Where and when is it being held? How long have you allocated for my acceptance speeches?

 

Thanks for pointing out ACS's failings Minxy. I'll get the ball rolling.....


Best female Supermod: Brb

Sexiest Supermod: Resurgem

 

I am slightly saddened by this ..... but I knew once Resurgam posted those pics in his fishnets & thong, I didnt stand a chance

 

I'm sooooo sorry.
Will you punish me pleaaseeee?

 

Everyone has to assemble outside Fenwicks window and wear something pink for JPF.
I'll be the one in the bright yellow chino's like normal.

 

You'll need to wait till I have finished with Obi

 

That's the national dress around his parts.

 

There's a lot more of him to smack so I'll have to wait a canny bit methinks...

 

Always best to be dressed around your parts - unless you're in Fenwick's window of course!

 

This says a lot more about Nev than it says about Minxy!

 

I was very, very bad indeed, so it may take a while.

 

Oh ..... it will

 

Word/phrase of the season? Sell all our best players and get relegated

Thread of the Year- Well, well, well.....

Poster of the Year- No ****ing idea. I might put Hacky because of his never ended amount of dedicated bollocks he spouts.

Dedicated Poster of The Year- ACS

Funniest Poster- Mr T/Windy Mag/LHTN/JPF/ Darren Peacock's Ponytail

Meltdown of the year- Ehhh not sure tbh. Maybe Tash's vile ****ing off over Williamson

The Missing In Action Award.- Don't have one

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant- Heed

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year)- No idea

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right- Mr Tiote

Best mafia/wolf games player- How the **** should I know?

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award- **** knows

The Biggest Beeler Award- Not sure what a beeler is. Someone tell me I will amend it accordingly

Favourite Mackem poster- Don't have one.

Most annoying Mackem poster- They don't bother me tbh

Pardew Supporter Of The Year- Whatever hacky is calling himself this week

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition- Don't know/care

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck- Now this is a tough one. I'm going to out Rolando solely because of his disgusting post regarding Keogh yesterday. Men have been executed for less.

All round nice guy award- Everyone is alright on here tbf. Perhaps Obi/ACS/Ban.

 

To fully understand Beelin in it's literal form the best thing would be to look at one of Smug's Threads. Pick one of his leaving threads or one where he ends up melting down and offering to fight everyone.

It's pure popcorn time watching him press that big red self destruct button.

 

Does that count as a vote or just a spoiled ballot paper?