Fight of the Librarians - Splashdown

Yes Venom, that is exactly what I'm saying, but I thought I would tell him it in cryptic form, just for a bit of Friday fun.

 

That's how Donald Trump made his first million.

 

I preferred it when people just said what they meant. A sure sign that the times they are a changin' I suppose.

 

Bob Dylan is ****in ****.

Another one up his own arse like Neil Young.

That ****in squeaky harmonica does my tits in.

****.

 

Well you started it, with your bollocks about 83% of Americans owned a gun.

 

Correct yet again ER.

 

He made that up. 75% of stats are made up on the spot.

 

****, it's gone down, back in the day, it was 77.4%, glad to see that people are thinking things through more these days

 

That's not what I said - I said gun ownership is 83/100 of the population. If I meant 83% of Americans owned a gun I would have said that. Your misrepresentation of other people's comments isn't helping your campaign to convince people you're not a Fenian you know .

 

To be honest I didn't even know he sang the ****ing song.

 

**** you Dan, I saw you had to go back and edit that post, you "femnian" bastard!

 

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

 

To be honest that is highly debatable. His vocals are worse than Liam Gallacher.

 

Ian Brown is the worst of the lot. ****e voice but blames it on every other **** apart from himself.

 

Now hang on a minute

 

This is incredible. You are actually re-writing history.

And yet you have no interest in becoming a historian.

 

HOLD IT.....WAIT A GODDAM MINUTE HERE.......LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

Are you saying that Cnut the great was an actual person?

Ffs I thought MD had just made an arse of spelling ****.

 

What amazes me is a historian such as yourself relates good leadership with good administration, as if they are ****ing mutually exclusive. What a load of bollocks.

Whats more is you totally ignore plenty of other figures that played leading roles in the *****l empire.

It's funny you mention re-writing history. Isn't that what historians have historically done? Your brethren didn't even ****ing know who they were for the better part of half a thousand years.

I'm done. You can **** off if you think you'll get anymore of my time.

 

I think we have just found the next forum marriage. At this rate we will overtake Blind Date's tally by Christmas

 

I think we have just found the next forum marriage. At this rate we will overtake Blind Date's tally by Christmas