I was born in the USA during the late 1800s. I am of Welsh descent on my paternal side. I suffered serious injuries when a bomb blew up in my hand. My face has appeared on a US postage stamp. I was born in the West Midlands during the 1950s. I spent many years working as a policeman. I have endorsed three video games. I am a member of the Magic Circle. I was born in France during the 13th century. My father died on Crusade. My epithet was formed on the basis of my abilities in combat and on horseback. I married twice and fathered eight children.
I was born in 1980s Belfast One of my shoes is different from the other one I once worked for Burger King My forum is full of ****s and *****s
I was born to an unwed Mother in Sussex circa 1915 My family emigrated to a cold grey wasteland when I was just a boy I have a penchant for consommé Well known for my fondness for the music of David Bowie
Drew .... Get it up ye Monaco I won this one Venom I've pmd you my address I can't wait for my delivery of burned flaky chin skin.
I was birthed during an LSD fuelled haze in 60's Ayrshire My prized possession is my silk kimono collection I have seen the film "Chicks with Dicks 7" over 500 times Poor spelling is a bugbear of mine
I was born in the North East of England in the 1950s I tell people that I am a world traveller spending time in places such as Thailand and the South of France A plastic paddy who people can never remember shat himself on a football forum when i threatened to kick his **** in
Well done Dan. Some flakes of my crispy chin skin will be winging their way to you in a jiffy bag. (A "jiffy bag" in Not606 paralance is a Farmfoods bag with a picture of a Downy taped to it)
Who the fookin' hell is Simon de Mondford? Forget the Simons and get back to basics. I'll be back at 1pm, hoping to see some answers. Or else...