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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Hash., Feb 1, 2015.

  1. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Everyone be sure to do your leg exercises

    If England women keep massively outperforming then men there might soon be a bandwagon to jump on
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Not felt up to any exercise or sport for 3 days now due to illness... have lost 3/4 of a stone though which is good as i was lookin to get a bit lighter... hopefully get some in tomorrow... as well as an actual ****... gone quiet down there... too quiet...
     
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  3. I've not felt up to exercise for about ten years or more because I CBA :)
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Don't you 'play footy / 5-a-side'??
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Remove the shower head and turn on the water. Shove the hose up your ass and then pull it out #diycolonicirrigation.


    If you die have a trusted buddy delete your not606 account.
     
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  6. Three times a week but the best players don't need to run <whistle>
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Mario Balotelli agrees with you.
     
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  8. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Doesn`t take much for a fat Batard to fill those little nets <whistle>
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Speaking from past experience here Hash?
     
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  10. You talking from experience...? <whistle>
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    First time back in gym tonight since getting a bit ill

    Hit some ball, did 15 mins cardio on a bike and 20 minutes weights

    Felt alright - maybe a bit lightheaded/dizzy and sweatier/hotter/faster HR than normal - until I got on the weights and then I just felt weak as ****

    But didn't **** meself so that's a win <applause>
     
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  12. Got the ****s :(
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    <laugh>... enjoy!!
     
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  14. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Spicy food?<whistle>
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Won't be from the currywurst round here... still waiting for that kraut Nozza to bring mine, must be busy tickling DR's bum hole
     
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  16. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I thought Billy was the chef? Ok, hang on...
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You been intimate with RidLid? <yikes>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Note to gym bros... don't leave bananas in yer gym bag and forget about em.

    Otherwise you'll be cleaning rank banana out of your bag when it starts to stink of fermenting, going rotten, near-liquid fruit <ok>
     
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  19. I did have spicy food but that wasn't what cause it. The kids have been badly all week. Fortunately for me, it was only a morning thing :)
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Still ****ting Willy Wonka's chocolate river is it??
     
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