Jews Gold .Thats how the Toblerone factory was built and paid for you know. " Toblerone " can be literally translated as " await the coming of the Fourth Riech " , not a lot of people know that.
it sez he has essence of garlic and virgin's tears in his baws just noticed that he also caused the tsunami and 9/11 at the same time
Dougie, why the **** would you take a camera and a 12" rule with you when going for a Gladys Knight? And, as there has been no bog roll deposited, can I assume you have stood up before wiping your arse?? Schoolboy error!! Worst case scenario, is you've done the ****, not cleaned your hole,not flushed the bog,pulled the y-fronts back up, left the bog, went into the office for camera & ruler, returned to take glorious jobby picture??? Maybe I'm over analysing the whole thing
Touche, Dougie, Touche Sometimes the simplest answers are the most effective! Still, it's never a good idea to get up from the porcelain before attending to the arsehole clean up operation
he sacrificed his clean ring and his clean ruler to bring joy into alot of peoples lives. if i knew how to post photos on here i would show u one that beats that hands down. it was dropped in thailand but in thailand they dont have toilet roll, just a hose / gun to wash ur hole. its well better and feels nice plus u get the added bonus of seeing all your ****es in their full glory apart from ghosties obviously. they actually do have toilet roll aswell but i prefer the hose then maybe a wipe to dry it
That croissant was ****in' tasty earlier too. Why the bastard **** did it not click with me not to open this ****y thread. Jobbys. Bastards.
