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Moustaches

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 13, 2011.

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Does a moustache make you a ****?

  1. Yes

  2. No

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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    A bloke in my office has a moustache, and he's a ****.
    There are two other blokes in the building with moustaches and they are ****s.

    Is this just coincidental, or are all people with moustaches ****s?


    I'm growing one for Movemember, I just want to be certain I don't turn into a ****. <ok>
     
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    Zico, Jul 13, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I have a moustache/beard combo and I'm a complete **** <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 13, 2011
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You only need to look at Edge <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 13, 2011
  4. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    I've had various facial hair experiments but the missus always makes me shave em off eventually.

    My favourite was my "Hulk Hogan" beauty.


    I reckon that, if you're gonna grow a beard, go for the Georgie Best/Marco Negri stylee - the classics never age <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 13, 2011
  5. -jordan-

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    i voted yes, but only because of my inability to grow facial hair
     
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    -jordan-, Jul 13, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A tache as part of a beard is ok, but a tache on its own is ridiculous. You either look like Freddie Mercury, a scouser from the 80s or a 19th century army Colonel.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2011
  7. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Nonsense.

    I present the case for the defence:

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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 13, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Or a bizzy.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 13, 2011
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    my tach and beard dont actually join so thats my hopes of a goatee scuppered
     
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    User Deleted, Jul 13, 2011
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I stand corrected sir.

    At one point, I think it was an entry requirement.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2011

  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Never trust a man with just a moustache, or a beard without a moustache.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 13, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Either way, they're likely to be foreign so I think you're onto something there <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2011
  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Only gay ***s have a tosh, see Freddie Mercury for one.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 13, 2011
  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Do what Richard Herring did and grow a Hitler moustache. Be sure to let us know how long it takes for you to get beaten up.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 13, 2011
  15. Hugh Briss

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    If you have just a moustache, then you're a ****. If it's part of a beard then it's not so bad.

    Not sure about 'goatee' beards though.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 13, 2011
  16. Thomas The Cat

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    you sound like a wonderfully open minded induvidual would you like to be my life partner?
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Jul 13, 2011
  17. GroveRanger

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    Magnum's Tache was cool but you'd have to be a private detective in Hawaii and have a Ferwoowoo and be built like a ****house to get away with it. Wouldn't work if you were a tax collector driving a Skoda.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 13, 2011
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Get with the humour, silly boy
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 13, 2011
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    Three Big ****s <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 13, 2011
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