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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2011
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    That sort of **** makes me feel sick
     
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  3. thephatone

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    So thats where my ex went! Wonder if he'd been screwing her sister?
     
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    thephatone, Jul 13, 2011
  4. monacoger

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    He won't be screwing anything now.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2011
  5. SleepySpecialK

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    He can have mine, I don't need it.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 13, 2011
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just because you aren't getting sex SSK, your cock is still useful for pishing though?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2011
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I can't believe that "assault with a deadly weapon" is the harshest charge they can apply. It's a bit like when someone knowingly infects someone with HIV and gets charged with GBH with intent.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2011
  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    John Wyne Bobbit's life improved after his episode of psycho bitch with a scissors

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Hash., Jul 13, 2011
  9. SleepySpecialK

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    But was his not re-attached (I think)?

    This guys dick has been put down the waste disposal.

    I've never heard of a penis transplant before. I'd donate if he gave me £166 million.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 13, 2011
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I like it.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 13, 2011

  11. -jordan-

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    "The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off."

    <laugh> i bet he thought he was in for a good night at that point
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Would you?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 13, 2011
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He could always get one of those sex changes.

    A Strapadictomy
     
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  14. fevriul

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    Whats the point of £166 million if you have no John Tomas to enjoy it with ? :S

    As for her, execution!
     
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    fevriul, Jul 13, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    That is a fate worse than death. Ouch!!!
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 13, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Depends how much she cut off. As long as you still have enough nubbin for the rubbin' <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 13, 2011
  17. SleepySpecialK

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    I've always wanted to be a woman. Since a young age I've felt that I'm a woman in a man's body.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 13, 2011
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    hahaha check the state of her she looks like a dink yet cuts about with the name 'Catherine Kieu Becker' stupid **** <doh>
     
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  19. Hash.

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    I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body but it evens out so i couldnt be bothered with a sex change <ok>
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Wonder if it would be treated in quite such a flippant manner if she had her fanny mutilated and her flaps and tits cut off.

    I suspect it would not. And quite rightly so.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 13, 2011
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