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What does everyone classify as purely impossible??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HendyMMA, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Buzz rules <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2011
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sewing a button onto a fart is impossible, believe me!
     
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    monacoger, Jul 13, 2011
  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    every dream is about sexual frustration according to freud
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 13, 2011
  4. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    A burd that doesn't want to cuddle after you fire yer muck.
     
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    Zico, Jul 13, 2011
  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Only because he couldn't get to pork his mother, allegedly <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 13, 2011
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Nonsense. Jump to the moon for me.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 13, 2011

  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    it is theoretically possible to engineer a mechanical device which would amplify the stregnth of ones legs therefore allowing a person to jump to the moon <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 13, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's David Murray out then <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 13, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    I don't mind cuddling. It's quite nice after coitus
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 13, 2011
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Jump. Using your legs.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 13, 2011
  11. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    I object on every level going.

    The jizz depository (or "woman" as some fools call them) should roll over so that I can use the small of their back as a post-coital ashtray.

    Ungrateful slags
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 13, 2011
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