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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Because I know him very well and he's got no previous criminal record of any description.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 17, 2015
  2. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    So you or anyone you know has never caught him then...? :bandit:
     
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  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    There are an amazing number of respectable people with no criminal convictions who are violent behind closed doors
     
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    Minxy, Jun 17, 2015
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Whatever. I'm a very good judge of character, which is very useful in the line of work I'm in. For instance, I've never met or even spoken to you, but I know you're a proper horrible nasty **** <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 17, 2015
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    indeed.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 17, 2015
  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So where did he even get this baseball bat then? what was that all about?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 17, 2015
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't even know he had one until the incident. I assume it was for protection..
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 17, 2015
  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    suppose.

    I know someone who's got the set of 3 samurai swords you used to be able to buy off the chinese takeway near us. they were all blunt but easily sharpened and he has them up in his bedroom window so you can see them,.

    I have an axe... far more practical.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 17, 2015
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cricket bat <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 17, 2015
  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you can't chop off fingers with a cricket bat!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You don't ****ing need to <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 17, 2015
  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    jeez how'd you teach people a lesson then?

    show them the red post on your bat where you knocked a six in 1984?
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jun 17, 2015
  13. Super G Ted'inho

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    Only on here my sweetheart <smooch>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #truecolours
     
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    AK47, although I would never use it on full auto. Bullets are expensive!
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Jun 17, 2015
  16. Tobes

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    Apart from when it comes to spotting blokes who have a taste for smashing women in the grid with a bat like.....<whistle>
     
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    Tobes Warden
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    Sisu's Mrs being one of them.

    She keeps his balls in a jar.
     
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    Tobes, Jun 17, 2015
  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I thought that was @luvgonzo's Mrs?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Seriously. No-one and I mean no-one, saw that coming. He still can't remember a thing about it.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jun 18, 2015
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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