Roy Hodgson warns Clyne over attitude in response to Slovenia game

Felt this was relevant, somehow

 

Clyne hasn't been good the last few months - could partly explain why. Still better than Jones, though.

 

Now I have to defend him again. You are not thinking straight. Think harder.

Here's the logic:

Roy loves Liverpool
Roy let Liverpool down by getting Sturridge injured
Roy speaks to Brenda every day
Brenda tells Roy about great idea to play good CM as a RB
Roy isn't convinced
Brenda does it every week
Roy isn't convinced
Brenda says it's the new 4-4-2
Roy is nearly convinced
Brenda says go on, try it
Roy goes half way and says, "I'll play a CB there instead"
CB is crap at RB in first half
Roy rings Brenda at half time and says it didn't work.
Brenda says, "just play your CM there man, it can't go wrong"
Roy plays CM at RB

Simple.

 

I'd say he wasn't at the exceptionally high standard he set in the first half the season. He was still good and still the best English RB in the league.

 

But his mate Brenda does it....