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£166 million quid...

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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    ...Has been won by one British punter on Euromillions.


    Unfuckingbelievable! I bought five lines at my local Asian news outlet last night! <grr>

    The ****s that probably won it are either;

    a) A ****ing M.D of a large company.

    b) A ****ing Junkiealkybenefitcheating bastard.

    c) A tee-total ****in trainspotter.

    <****S>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It was probably Rupert Murdoch...
     
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  3. Cosmic_LUFC

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    yeah I couldnt believe my luck...
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I don't know who they are, but I hate the bastard with a passion.
     
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  5. Cosmic_LUFC

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    gutted as well as completely forgot to get a ticket..
     
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  6. thephatone

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    was'nt me! Sorry, if id won we would have had a not606 piss up to celebrate!
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It'll be some 50 year old mother of two checkout operator working for ASDA and she'll come out with some bollocks along the lines of "I'll keep my job as I love working here".

    Those people should not be allowed to play ANY lottery <grr>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Winning the lottery should be a sackable offence.
     
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  9. Zico

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    These ****s should be taken out and shot.
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    i beat my wife up for only playing it at the wkend <doh>
     
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  11. EDGE

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    I'm being serious, but I would continue to work if I won the lottery.

    I've been working since I was 12, (doing papers) and helping my dad with homers, and I reckon if I stopped working, I'd end up a mad alkie jakey and fat as ****.

    Don't get me wrong, I would go on lots of extended holidays etc. but I would continue to work.
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    same here, i would do reduced hours but i would still work. i get bored if i take more than a week off.
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    You pathetic sad mother ****er.
     
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  14. SleepySpecialK

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    Yeah, it'd be sooo boring driving your supercar about and sailing your big ****ing yacht all over the place.

    Would bore me to tears.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    Aye, but it's alright if you can choose the work but you wouldn't want to be a millionaire and carry on being a checkout operator or a binman (not that there's anything wrong with those jobs!)

    I'd open a 2nd hand bookstore in the style of Black Books and work three or four days a week, from about 10 till 4.
     
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  16. The simple solution would be to set yourself a daily massage parlour budget.

    You'll never get bored and it'll keep you aff the barbs and blues
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I reckon I'd buy a pub. I'd have a manager to do the day to day running of the place mind.
     
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  18. SleepySpecialK

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    I wouldn't even bother telling my work that I wasn't coming back.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I'd just email them a link to the story of me winning the lottery.
     
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  20. lone ranger

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    i'd take a year out to travel and get pissed then start to look into stuff i might enjoy doing, could do charity work, go back to uni etc etc but i wont be working 40 hours a wk in an office anymore
     
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