in my absence. Same old same old, everyone moaning that this place is deader than Plato. What we need is a good argument, someone making an outlandish statement about faked Holocausts or sucidal footballers. that should liven things up. Especially if character assasinations, put downs and plain old name calling are present.
I concentrated my focus on the tiny beach of Benagil near Carvioero and the long one at Alvor. Nowhere near Luz but you have to spread the net. I also did a large amount of ogling behind my RayBans.
While you've been away, ER has been abducted by aliens Gambol has drunk himself to death Ponders has tickled himself to death Toby has shot himself. Dan has been nicked trying to hold up a Shell Station armed with a harpoon gun and a pallet knife.
Am still hanging on, barely. I'm currently eyeing up my nephew's liver and kidneys. Expect an "accident" for him any time soon.
