Rosenior "still devastated"

Back to Bob's trifle

 

And as I once said to Marc Almond......that's a hell of a thirst you've got there young man.

 

Still a terrible decision but I suppose what's done is done. If he's willing to go into coaching straight away then it would be nice for us to offer him a role in the set up. If he's as good as I think he will be then I'd love for him to become manager here at some point in the future.

 

It's not often that a player comes here and really takes to the fans and the area like Liam has.

It's a weird one and maybe Chazz has a point.

 

I only eat twiglets once a year.

Boxing Day.

At me sister's in Cott.

Pissed.


One of those big tubs. Big enough to get your whole hand in then cram a yeasty, gluteny, conglomerate of knobbly sticks into your chomping gob.

Until the whole tub is empty.


Puts me off 'em for the rest of the year.

Try it. It works.

 

I'd become Twigletoid toxic, which I believe the correct medical term for OD' ing on the horrible little strands of Satans clag nuts.

So no I Ernie won't try it.

It would probably kill me.

 

I thought Twiglets were eradicated late 70's and replaced by bad Aids in the 80's?

 

Have you tried a homeopathic approach?

Dilute a twiglet to a millionth of its strength; an infinitesimal if you will.

Vigorously shake it and consume.


If it's good enough for the NHS it's good enough for the likes of me and you.

 

Of all the people on here who would be gayers about gods own black yeasty spread of awesome, never did I think it would be you 3.

Been having marmite crisps every day for the past month, just as fab as twiglets but more suited to lunch. Marmite on toast for brekkie. Treat occasionally of fruitcake, butter, marmite and cheese. Or malt loaf. ****ing lovely.

 

Not tried that but will give it a go.

I came up with the novel idea of introducing my system to Twiglets by way of a rectal suppository a year or so back.

Granted it was a desperate measure but I felt as if I had little choice.

Kept snapping they did, I just ended up with a sphincter covered in yeasty crumbs.

Not my finest hour.

 

Medicine administered de la manière français.

Any Frog chemist should be able to provide you with a suitable applicator.

 

You're correct in your thoughts - twiglets, pickled eggs and mixed ''mystery meat'' kebabs can ONLY be eaten when bladdered.

 

Sure to be tainted Ernie.

 

she can't be Vegan then as she would have told you and everyone in the store as soon as she stopped tutting at the cheese