Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Yeah I commented.

 

morning all.

so basically I was going to ask the same. No sign of rhc?

 

His mobility scooter packed up?

 

you lot last time he had a very serious injury. I'm sure he won't mind cos you all love him but imagine how you'll feel if you get news of another injury?

 

I saw

 

As long as the old ****er is still breathing we'll take the piss.

He'd be upset if we didn't.

 

indeed..

once i hear he is actually breathing then its game on.. you should ring the number.. i know you are dreading doing it...

 

I sent him a text.

 

I hope you get a foul mouthed voice mail

once of these days you should really record it into a youtube or something and post one.

 

Hello "RHC is not expecting any call right now". "Please do not call back"

 

And what did you put in this oh so great text you sent...?

 

I just politely asked where he is.......thinking about it I may have used the opening "where are you, you old ****er?"

 

That's the approach I'd have taken

 

****ing herd of ****ers

 

Music to our ears we all thought you were dead!

 

RHC is back !

 

Oh FFS, you're alright

 

We were worried about your wellbeing, you skanky auld badger porker

 

The man in police custody is usually unaware of those people arranging for his "BAIL"

 

oh nice.. i was nice enough to be slightly worried and i get lumped in with these rubber necking ambulance chasers