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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I hadn't considered anything as complicated as that. Just thought that we might as well build in a function for Trev to decide that someone who didn't win should win, and so cut out the middle man!
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    If my wife was Carver then my stones would definitely be unemployed too! In fact there would probably be no need for a sack at all. And certainly no Wood man!
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    How about Beardsley' rancid sack?
     
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    [QUOTE Less Hope Than Neville, post: 8021011, member: 1001641"]If my wife was Carver then my stones would definitely be unemployed too! In fact there would probably be no need for a sack at all. And certainly no Wood man![/QUOTE]
    Your skills are wasted here my young (well, old) Padawan.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    We've ****ed up another thread Obi......

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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Best derailment award
     
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    Ok, so from our first ounselling session, I think you have psychological problems with the pressure of 'getting it up' when it matters. That about right?

    That will be £1,450 please. Thank you.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I've never even heard of ig!
     
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    And this is why you shouldnt be able to edit posts after posting.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Best suggestion for change to forum software award
     
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    Your skills are wasted here my young (well, old) Padawan.[/QUOTE]
    Thats the only problem i can see with Carver sacking and McLaren appointment. The headline competition is going to become a whole lot harder. Hopefully Mclaren will choose his backroom staff from some of these:
    http://blazepress.com/2014/06/45-unfortunate-names-ever/
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    How can it be more difficult than impossible when the current rules state that anyone not previously known as Trev cannot win???
     
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    I can vouch for that.
    Here's proof.

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    Do we have an award for Obsessed Mackem Poster of the Year?

    Because that one would be easy <ok>
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I asked for it to be removed when I changed. The Supermods sent one back saying "You will need a good reason to remove factual information"

    What can a guy do

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    Does that mean you can only ever change half your username now?
     
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    I blame my dad...

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    All the Dad is probably saying is that he and wife were getting a pizza takeaway and asking junior what he wanted.
     
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    The dad is just showing the bairn the milk dispenser menu.
     
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    I have already written my winner`s speech for this baby.. It goes like this..." i would like to thank Satan for giving me the chance to kneel down in front of him..etc"
     
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