The not606 end of season awards

If monty's gonna be there then I'm not going!

 

You don't like Monty Panesar - shame on you

 

Can't stand him. I mean, he's probably a lovely bloke off the pitch, but on it he's a waste of space. Calls himself a proper number 11 but he's got no pace, can't cross to save himself and dribbles less than JPF thinking about his dreadfort.

 

Still better than Gouffran mind......

 

How about an award for deepest sucker of Satan's cock?

 

My nan is better than Gouffran in a box and, God bless her she's been gone for over a decade.

 

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition

 

Best award idea award

 

Why embarrass No Chance, JPF and all the others in losing yet another award to me?

Please think of their feelings and lets not increase their inferiority complex even more than they are.

 

Best voter for an award award

 

Best award of an award award. To be run immediately after the results announced.

 

Best runner-up - along the lines of world cup qualifying

 

Best Werewolf game organiser.

Even then I'll fail to get a mention.

 

Best left back back-up award

 

So does that mean you want the voting to be done in groups and then the 2nd places in each of the groups go through to a play off for a place in the next round. If Trev then cheats at this point will the organisers then pay off the nominee that lost to compensate him for not going to the final voting stage.

Now that we are past deciding on the actual awards and discussing how to vote I would prefer a form of proportional representation where we vote for 3 nominees and if winner of our first choice vote is eliminated then our vote is reassigned to the our 2nd choice candidate. I think only Less Than is qualified to run this voting process and has enough time on his hands. This should give him something to do until the next prediction league starts. His wife has been complaining

 

Some things are eternal.

 

Best Thread Merger
Best Complainer about a thread merge
Only poster not to have won an award award

 

Less Than's wife feels let down by his fascination with this forum.


But that's because he has neglected to blow her up with the foot pump for a while due to being distracted.

 

You've spoken to my wife? How is she? More to the point, where is she? (would be helpful to know so that I can finally meet her). Is she fit, or should I start working out so that I can up my expectations? This isn't an area of my life where I have sadly resigned myself to accepting that anybody other than Carver will do!

 

But your wife IS Carver!!!!!