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The not606 end of season awards

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 6, 2015.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Actually Jim, you can't win the first award as you have been the BEST at predicting it will be 3-1, not the sh!tiest.You did it every week. Sorry.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    And the 'most painful dick award.'
     
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    I
    t think Ashley has that award sewn up. Although the Great Escape can get a bit annoying at times.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Brian Storm

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    How about a Dares to go on the makem board since derby beatings?

    Or out of the woodwork award for the Poster who hid in shame then emerged like a peacock after finishing one point above us (Travel Sick) Oh he did make me chuckle. <laugh>
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Most unexpected threesome affair. (Funky, Albert & Hacky)
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Funk brought the toys and hanky brought the rum.
    Me.. Well I brought my fat hairy arse.
     
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    Could have a 'who's the biggest Beeler' award <whistle>
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    'Most user name changes award' goes to:

    Warm Pouch/Hacky Sack/Assez Chaude/Boa Constrictor/DMW/Boro Gully/Trevor's Evil Sex Monkey/The Great Escape /Suprised Pervert

    (Did I miss any?)
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes - Norma Snockers
     
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    Favourite Mackem poster
    Most annoying Mackem poster
    Poster with the largest forearms
    Pardew supporter of the year
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> hos could I forget that one?
     
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    Yet somehow "better than JPF" seems to have lasted <wah>
     
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    self-induced meltdown of the year :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    The sexiest chino wearing mod award?
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Best reference to Auf Wiedersehn Pet in your username award
     
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  17. Heed

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    So where and when is the Awards Show going to take place?
    Will it be like The Oscars?
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    As Albert is organising it then no doubt it will be scheduled to take place in Fenwick's window - but never actually happen!
     
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  19. Rum & Black for 2

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    And have some plastic arse as the prize...

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    I'll just rock up with a plastic replica.
     
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