Carvers Gone

It's time you were out the cupboard, lol.

 

More in the ****ing cupboard to try and find out what the last 6 years has been about..

 

I know mate, nee offence meant.

 

Non taken mate..

 

No way, he can **** off.

He is probably the best shed builder in England but I heard he sticks pieces of Scampi up his arse and if there's anything I hate in this world it's ****ing stinky scampi.

 

Fair point, I hate the smell of fishes wellies as well but I have heard he's going to be the next face of Burberry because he's a hard lad that likes a smell and a scarf and a whiff of class. Just compromise mate, shoot the **** and forget the torture, send the whippets to the RSPCA and tell his wife he's gone to Syria to find himself and his innards..

 

How comes I have to deal with him? I think if he's left to fend for himself it's only gonna be so long before he's kipping on Gazza's couch.

Let nature take its toll and let my shed stay sacred.

 

Apologies mate, I just thought he was a ghetto type like you..

Nee problem, he can have my shed so **** you..

 

He likes picking fights with kids does wrinkly face Carver. That being said, I would put money on Ella dropping the twat!

 

Ella would hit him so hard, he'd think he was a Barratt's brick..

Shame he's sacked though, would be a good lad to have next to you on a dogging mission..

 

You take good care of him mate, he's a sensitive soul.

 

Carver won`t. He`ll have no trouble at all getting a job as a model for gargoyles.

 

I heard he's being interviewed to replace Blatter.

The new FIFA committee have deduced that he's too thick to spot when he's being offered a bribe.

 

There's a town in Wales advertising for a new village idiot ........ I heard he was sleeping outside to be first in the queue

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I will Terry, I look at that face and I think Exocet, I see him snarl and I think Sherman, I see him smile and I think nuclear..

Still, he's the main ****ing man and **** us dudes that think different..

John 'Carver' a tattoo on me marra..

 

Black arm band on
A sad day
3 cheers for fallen comrade Carver
however let's look forward to more of the same from the wally with the Brolly

 

Just seen the workers starting to erect a statue

 

Lets talk memories. Does you remember when he offered out the fans and when someone turned up at the training ground to take him up on his offer he bottled it
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/lifelong-newcastle-united-fan-turned-7780348

 

Hair today ....... gone tomorrow

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