Paddy is summoned to the Inland Revenue who wanted a chat with him as he'd never paid any tax. He arrives for his interview with his solicitor. The tax man questions him why he's never paid any tax. "I'm a professional gambler." The assessor has his reservations then Paddy says "I'll prove it to you. I bet you £1000 that I can bite my eye" the tax man thinks for a while, then accepts the bet. Paddy takes his false eye out and bites it. The taxman is gutted, then Paddy says, "I'll bet you £2000 I can bite my other eye" the assessor can see he's not blind so takes the bet. Paddy takes his false teeth out and bites his good eye with them. The taxman is devastated, but Paddy gives him a chance to get his money back. "I'll bet you £5000 I can urinate across your desk into that bin at the other side." The tax man is wary having been stung twice. After a while he again accepts the bet. Paddy unzips his trousers and tries to send a stream across the desk but fails miserably, sending a stream of urine all over his desk. The tax man, realising he's turned a big loss into a big win punches the air with delight and does a little dance, absolutely delighted! Meanwhile, Paddys solicitor is sobbing uncontrollably in the corner. What's up with you? He asks. The solicitor replied, "when Paddy asked me to accompany him today, I bet him £20000 that he would come in today, piss all over your desk, and you'd be over the moon about it!"
