Off Topic Claims to Fame

Thought this was a cracker for Londoners...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33009682

One of mine is that I used to deliver Chris Chilton's Sunday papers when he lived off North Road and he always gave me a tip, money that is.

 

One of mine would be that I beat Adrian Moorehouse (Olympic Swimmer) when I swam for Hull and he swan for Leeds

 

Julia Roberts & Madonna (may) have both (indirectly) kissed my cock.

 

I beat Nick Thompson at table football and he nearly flipped the thing over in a rage.

 

Mine too but I thought thye Chillo one was better!

 

Together, I'm impressed.

Separately, meh.

 

My three greatest moments of this variety are all train related and will take some beating.

Spoke to Simon Weston on a train, great bloke.

Saw Pauline Collins at Doncaster Station, she looked sad.

Saw Nanette Newman at Kings Cross, she looked snooty.

The end.

 

I also met Ricky Gervais in Bloomingdales in NYC at Christmas but he doesn't make my top 3.

For obvious reasons.

 

I also met Paul Ritter from Friday night dinner in France last week but I doubt anyone has ever heard of him.

 

Never had you down as an Anorak Carmine!!

I've gone a bit blank on this one will have to think about it

 

Friday night dinner is immense.

 

I'm not doing football related ones because I know loads and loads and some are even internationals and I' d be here all week and everyone would think I'm showing off when I'm not.

My mate in the Army was cousins with one of EMF.

I met him once, he was ugly one that looked like the Plug from TBSK.

 

Me and the boy had a chat with him( he played the dad), really nice bloke.

 

I used to regularly travel by train to City matches with Lee Warren's mum and dad.

 

Did you go via Doncaster?

Was Pauline still there, looking sad?

I hope she wasn't, it would upset me if she was.

 

Looked in the mirror today and thought ...... 'yeah not bad for a 75 year old' ............ then I realised I'm only 65

 

Malandra Burrows at a nightclub in Scarborough. The bouncers had to pull her off me the dirty cow. I think it was that way round.

 

From Leeds. They were from Rochdale I think. They were very proud.

 

Regarding a different type of Coke

I wrote to Pepsi suggesting they produce pepsi cola with a hint of lemon. They wrote back saying that they
didn't think there was a market for it but thanked me anyhow.
Five years later they launch pepsi twist world wide. Unfortunately I didn't keep the letter. If I had I might have been
able to get some royalties out of them.

I've donated 250 pints of Plasma which earned me an audience with the Lord Mayor.

I;ve seen "Def Leppard" at Withernsea Pavillion (late 70's when they had just formed)

 

Oliver Reed threatened to kick my head in.

I was chatting up his bird.



Mind, he was ignoring her.

And she was more my age than his.