I'd probably go with something like this if it was specifically Harry Redknapp... just to make sure. please log in to view this image
****ing hell, Terry. That's the sort of thing Kim Jong-Un is using on his henchmen! Don't think HR merits quite that yet
Mate, nothing is too good for Arry. I'd use something bigger but it'd require assistance to carry it and I'm wanting to do this on my own ideally. If I was a mob boss, I'd have him kidnapped and employ somebody to rub scotch bonnet chillies on his face for 16 hours per day.