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Defoe and Old Saggy Chops

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Meniscus, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You can shoot a turd.
     
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  2. Billy Death

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    You can.
    A .410 would be ideal - less splatter.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd probably go with something like this if it was specifically Harry Redknapp... just to make sure.

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  4. Billy Death

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    Nice choice, you could do it from a longer distance thus avoiding the splatter it would cause.
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    ****ing hell, Terry. That's the sort of thing Kim Jong-Un is using on his henchmen! Don't think HR merits quite that yet :)
     
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  6. Rick O'Shea

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    15 years ago we finished 7th a coup
    Dick or saggy chops? Not a hard choice
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mate, nothing is too good for Arry. I'd use something bigger but it'd require assistance to carry it and I'm wanting to do this on my own ideally.

    If I was a mob boss, I'd have him kidnapped and employ somebody to rub scotch bonnet chillies on his face for 16 hours per day.
     
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